The following PREVIEW has been approved for all audiences

“They’re the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner-city children of promise, but without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education.”

Don’t know why, but I got a feeling this one is going to be special.

I’m frankly disappointed that the entire President is missing, rather than just his neck.

“Hello, Seattle. I’m litigating.”

I mean, obviously someone said “Wouldn’t it be funny if Batman had a credit card?” That someone, and everyone else in the room at the time, was obviously super high.

Not seeking recommendations on how to get my kid deeper into Blues Traveler at this time, thanks.

*Looks at header photo* Pouches. No feet. Lame powers. Could only have happened in the ‘90s. Yup, John Popper is a Rob Liefeld character.

Hey, I know what sells clicks: Spears and eyepatches, baby!

It’s obviously Historama, you peasant.

I’ve been calling her Grimey.

“For the last five years, it has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting, childish rivalry evolve into a distracting, childish courtship and now into what I’m sure will be a distracting, childish marriage.”

There’s an interview on IGN where a showrunner teases that the real Joker will remain forever unseen. And the idea is that at some point later on in this universe the real Joker will be “inspired by Jerome and Jeremiah”

“I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn’t wear a shirt.”

Look at it, getting off on being withholding.

“I nearly made it through an entire screening without puking. We are truly living in a golden age of cinema.”

Explaining that it’s German for “barrel-maker” and that it’s an “honorable profession”