THANK YOU MARIO!

It’s a little refreshingly candid for Aviron’s response to basically be “the movie is shit, what do you want from us?”

Am I too slow with this?

I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate

No, I disagree with this article’s central premise. It is not the exact Superman movie Snyder wanted to make. It’s a very confused movie, the product of two or more clashing creative visions, at least one of which does love and understand Superman.

(Full disclosure: This author has interviewed Brennan herself, and appears with her high school concert orchestra in the “I Believe I Can Fly” video.)

Because they’re assholes.

Maybe I missed it in the article, but didn’t Madeline Kahn get nominated for an Oscar for her role in Blazing Saddles?  Maybe it wasn’t mentioned because it’s from over 30 years ago, but wouldn’t that help to bolster the point that comedic performances get ignored? 

The water reveal infuriates me to this day. I mean hell, we can figure out the chemical composition of planets hundreds of light years away... but the super advanced evil aliens didn’t know that most of our planet was covered with a substance toxic to them? It gives me a headache.

A few issues earlier Godzilla had been shrunk using Pym’s tech but he escaped and ended up fighting a New York sewer rat. Good times.

“They’re hungry — for justice.”

Has nobody pointed out the glaring continuity error here? I can accept Spidey being alive, but there’s no way Brexit Britain won’t have caught fire and slid into the sea by the time this is released in July. Maybe they can insert some background food riots in post-production.

I hope this movie understands that strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just expect to claim supreme executive power just because some watery tart…

Her?

As bad as the episode was, I *did* get a kick out of Stupid Flander’s Homer impression. 

If there’s any issue with his voice, it’s that the overly-mannered British accent is a bit of a weird fit for the character.

A significant piece of my heart has always hoped his personal favorite line is, “Oh, please dear...the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.  MY FRIENDS DIED FACE-DOWN IN THE MUCK SO YOU AND I CAN ENJOY THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT!”

“very disruptive”

I look forward to having one so that I can turn it on the first time a cat is walking on it.