Honestly I’d rather my 13 year old be into band t-shirts and crazy harlequin jeans than Abercrombie so I really don’t give a shit. She’s fun.

Wow, someone’s triggered

Why Buy A New BMW X3, When You Can Get A Sexy Ferrari 355 F1 Serviced?

Rarely have I seen someone so incensed yet so respectful

The resemblance is uncanny in more ways than one.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

C’mon. The guys aren’t that good looking.

The next time you’re in NYC and you see someone carrying a bucket, box, whatever, ask him what’s in the bucket. I guarantee you the bucket will be full of “fuck you”.

Came to post this. Cut-rate my ass — Fresh Market is what Whole Foods pretends to be.

Except for the whole totally-not-a-New-Yorker-cartoon-with-the-word-’motherfucker’-in-it angle.

Fresh Market’s a lot better than a “cut-rate Whole Foods”. I’d rather shop there than Whole Foods, most of the time. Better produce, better meat, better baked goods, better cheese selection. Less overall selection tho. They’re both good, and they’re both way too expensive to be worth shopping at much.

A New Yorker cartoon, because a classy man deserves a classy magazine.

Ascot guy: “I say old chap, they’re now selling discount free-range escargot. How garish! This is what Trump has wrought upon the proletariat! The scoundrel!”

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

A few years ago, we saw her live doing Wishful Drinking on Broadway. Two things about the wonderful performance: we sat in the front row and were anointed with glitter by Fisher; as we were leaving, some uptight old broad from the UES kept saying, loudly, “Oh, she was so beautiful—what happened? Why did she let…

Let’s hope we come up with a different solution to this problem than we did for 9/11.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.