I don’t get it, Samer. Are you suggesting that the bandages are covering up a receding hairline?

Ah, to hear a multimillionaire express his anger at unpaid labor... he’ll make that locker room great again for sure.

Since this is from Sombra’s POV. what does it look like from Roadhog’s?

A number of people have taken me to task, and I owe an apology. Upon rewatching the video, I’ve come to the conclusion that Golden Tate was clearly not being a hot dog.

I mean, there is something very wrong with these Niners. No issue here unless i’m hearing it wrong...

It worked in college, though! Why couldn’t ours look like this?

I thought being in possession of a towel meant that one didn’t panic.

Boy, George really didn’t look like he meant to hurt that poor woman. But it didn’t make her cry so she’s OK.

This game, my emotions just can’t, and I’m not even a Cubs or Indians fan

Put down the glue and maybe go for a walk or something there Mulder. We’ll be fine.

Mets-Red Sox, only this time the dribbler goes through Duda’s legs oh God please no don’t let that happen.

There’s always next year.

Ask the Lions receivers on their final drive yesterday. Stafford was fortunate he had two timeouts to burn so he could bitch out his receivers after each play.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Nah, Charlie Hustle is still, and likely forever will be the hit king. I love Ichiro, and I like you cheeky bastards here at the Spin trying to be cute, but Rose didn’t get almost 1300 of his record hits in AA

You really should look for a job away from City Hall/Cook County Building.