Waiting for just the right moment to grab you and pull you into his van.

If only an exotic attracted women in the same way that is a magnet for young males. Although, strippers pretend to like my car. Disclosure, I do not drive an Aventador.

Jethro Bovingdon, hands down.

This looks like onboard footage of a carjacking.

way to be on the breaking edge of media.....

"I NEED 4 FRUIT & VEGGIE SMOOTHIES AND POUND OF CHIA SEEDS FOR THESE PEOPLE!!"

Remember a few years ago when everyone would yell vaporware every time there was a Model S post?

Took a while to realize that this is the actual box handle, not part of the art.

Marcus was crestfallen, however, when he learned that the free tuition was to Ball State.

There's a fairly common belief that, paraphrased, advertising is the art of lying to you as many times in as short a time as possible.

Why is this so hideous. The crown victoria at least didn't oogle an odd grin at you from the front.

I don't get why they didn't pick the Transit Connect. At least it's an American brand and doesn't look as spectacularly hideous as this does. Also, it's not like there was any prior relationship between cab companies and Ford or anything...

I just talked with my orthopedic surgeon, and he said that I shouldn't go on Jalopnik anymore. Having the text shifted so far to the right side of my screen is making me slouch to my right. The inevitable result is that my scoliosis will worsen, and I will need another spinal fusion. THANKS JALOPNIK

Good grief. Who the hell complained that the page was too sparse? Agoraphobics? Don't listen to them, they're nuts! You're right though, this is a "dense" solution.

Not an improvement. Change it back.

WTF? You just can't leave shit alone can you? The previous layout was the most functional of all the redesigns during the past 3 years.

Sounds like the plot to the next Bond film.

Yup

Hmm, i think i'd rather stay non-VIP.