First I had to learn to spot the nighttime signature yellow-white-yellow lights of the Caprices, then the Crown Vics, still working on the Mopars, and I cant even with the Exploders. I will assume every soccer mom in the rear view is a po-po now...

Hellaflush so hella hard, you hella fuck up your fender.

Don’t forget to do the rotors too.

this is why i come here... fascinating.

Yea, I can get LSD on the GT model!

Oh it’s evolving, you know what is actually more annoying than the outlaw biker mythos with the loud motorcycle. The outlaw biker thing with the giant faring so you can put your “bangin’” sound system with music that no one but you wants to hear, but we all have to suffer through at every traffic light and gas station.

Looks like I’m in good company.

I hope not. His suggestions are almost as bat shit as Torch’s. Torch and David should be barred from even suggesting anything in this series. I like to see this taken seriously.

Great. Jesse will have to overnight parts from Japan and Germany now.

The grammar and spelling of this web site is an atrocity. It’s barely journalism. 

We must kung fu fight.

So, Ford is eliminating its sedans, the Fusion and Taurus. By default the MKZ is also gone and the Continental is hanging by a thread.
There are rumors that Chevy is going to shelve the Malibu and Impala.
The ATS, CTS, XTS and CT6 are all selling below expectations over a Cadillac. The Buick boys have the LaCrosse and…

Ahem, I bought one way back in the 2005.  Long before you set sail for the USA.

Good work; that pun certainly has a Noris-ring to it.

Bet that...Ticktum off.

NOBODY, not even GM at any point ever thought the SRX looked good. 

Florida gets a bad rap that’s largely undeserved. I guarantee there’s way more psychopaths per capita in New Jersey, and even more toothless banjo pickin’ morons in Oklahoma, but neither of those states have this horrible piece of legislation making them look radioactive:

You can get killed crossing the street, I am not going to be scared because bad shit happened to others.

Hi yes hello. This take is wrong and bad.

FCA clearly makes the Warthog.