I’d like to see the Chinese Grand Commander brought over as a Chrysler.

You’re complicating this. This is nice, but it’s much much simpler.

1. Buy model / toy cars
2. Remove from packaging
3. Display them on your desk or shelf, or move them around on your desk while you’re on the phone
4. Make car noises
5. Offer zero fucks.

The Corvette doesn’t need to be at a Cars and Coffee event to take down an innocent bystander. And it’s strapped down!! Now that’s a car.

I drive barefoot when I wear sandals. And my sweaty feet are more sticky than most shoes.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Conclusion:

Seek help.

But then who saved the day?

C’mon, don’t be such a fuck ass.

Looks like someone was hammered when this dash was built. Quality is definitely not job #1.

Tesla’s new 24/7 production rates are jaw-dropping!

The Jalopnik content work flow of Write Takes->Publish Takes->Michael posts the correct take in the comments is working beautifully.

You cannot make a statement like that without including the legendary NISSAN ROGUE!

Did you hear she’s got it going on?

But are you Stacy’s mom?

Twin turbo V8 Escalade confirmed.

That’s it. Toyota finally did it. They made a Corolla that I’m actually interested in/excited for.

i dont believe you. and neither does physics

Good drugs in Baltimore?

Is Silicone Valley the place outside LA where all the trophy wives live?