I sorta want him to pull out wallet filled with food as it was a sandwich or a burrito.

Solution: Buy a decent car. Put sexy anime characters on it.

Do you want low prices or customer service? You can only choose one.

• PENIS ELECT SWALLOWED WHOLE BY GIANT VAGINA WIFE

It’s our pride/shame.

That’s exactly what Kanye would say.

“2016” Croaked The Raven

If you’re hoping Jabba the Hutt would have died instead of Carrie Fischer, that happened about 30 years ago.

Maybe Jabba the Hot thinks of humans as exotic, expensive pets. So I mean, you can go with a cheap looking cloth harness, or some custom designed gold harness. Anyways Jabba is an attention thirsty DIVA, so of course he’s gonna do something provocative like lick his ugly pet in front of people.

Wario and Waluigi are a cute couple.

What if Zelda was a girl?

Nukes aren’t some little drop it and forget it thing. It’s like herpes for the entire planet. Please tell Trump if he drops a nuke, then other super powers might panic and also drop nukes, and suddenly we all have radioactive herpes and 2 years to live.

you (everyone, everywhere) can be whatever spectrum of the gender, nongender, or even some new thing, but please keep the pronouns to he or she. I’m begging you. Canada went nuts on the pronouns and now there are 100+ oh and it’s entirely subjective.

Japan has learned our unhealthy American ways, and then perfected it, with the HEART APOCALYPSE SANDWICH. MMM, GRILLED ON BRIMSTONE.

If the losing team wants to quit early, let them forfiet.

Those shoulderpads are crazy. It’s either a mech, or 3 people, or I don’t know!

Orochimaru: Lady Gaga

He’s not aware that the undetectable microgay generator, installed by the mysterious unnamed organization that commands lesser groups like the Illuminati, might have turned him into a my little pony

No condiment!

YOU READ MY MIND, YOU FIEND