Machamp used harden.

CNN is truly the human centipede of news.

I know female artists who draw naked guys very often, and those characters look pretty dainty and adorable. This is actually pretty common among artists. They draw what inspires and motivates them. It’s often whatever gender they want to draw sexy (by their personal definition of what sexy might be).

I lost my shit at the weiner dogs.

google bow down to my infinite drawings of penises.

i think guys should always use condoms anyways. no condom is an severe sti risk.

Sonic gets all the white women, every time. even if it’s just one time.

drain the swap, keep the crocodiles, they’re immortal (technically)

LOOK TRUMP. READ THIS MESSAGE. IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO TELL AMERICA YOU CAN’T ACCEPT A LOW PAID JOB. YOU WANT A CASINO? ASK FOR A CASINO INSTEAD THE PRESIDENCY. HERE, HAVE AN INDIAN CASINO. NO DON’T MANAGE IT, JUST PUT YOUR NAME ON IT AND GET ROYALTIES. HEY, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL THE PIPELINE GUYS TO SHOVE IT? FUCK, YOU…

I had hoped America could be summed up better than a dumpster fire.

shart walk of shame.

I would look that way too if Voldemort was following me. Where is fucking Harry Potter? Does he not care, or does growing up cause a wizard to lose his power?

Honestly i don’t mind, as long as the jobs stay in the US.

What Ted Cruz did on set was so bad that Bill Murray never appeared in a sequel.

WHY IS TRUMP SO CLOSE TO ME MOMMY.

Princess Peach starring in the hit porno, King Bowser’s Pipe

As an artist, programmer, and voice actor I can tell how much work went into this. But yeah, it’s hard to make the purchase without extra money laying around. Hopefully EVERYONE gets paid more.

In spy movies, all these protections also do nothing, as the super spy always reveals the convoluted plans on a chalkboard or newspaper clippings.

Like all Fitness Wizards, Maria Kang the Toned despairs that war waged by The Fat will destroy her mortal allies in Middle Earth.