Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

Duchamp says suck farts.

Does United not have a single PR person? Someone, anyone who could put some platitudes on cue cards and shove this guy in front of the camera? One of the cops is already being investigated, how hard would it be for United to do the whole “we are deeply disturbed by the incident and will look into it” song and dance?…

I can only wish for such arrogance.

Story time!

To that end, the RFP stipulates that the American side be “aesthetically pleasing in color,”

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

So many CEO-type old men in this administration used to starting at 10am, going for a 2 hour lunch at 12, and being home by 4pm are suddenly discovering that the “public sector” they’ve mocked their whole lives doesn’t roll that way.

Where can I find this Mick Mulvaney, because I want to in no particular order: 1) Punch him in his fucking face, 2) Let him deal with my screaming two year old when she finds out there’s no more Daniel Tiger, and 3) Punch him in his fucking face again.

Steve Bannon is what stupid people think smart people sound like. He shares this trait with Newt Gingrich. His “academic” credentials are as follows: A degree from Virginia Tech in 1974. While Tech is a fine school nowadays, it was a “you have a heart beat” school then. That status was supplanted by schools like…

Steve Bannon is not uneducated. It defies belief that someone who understands Wall Street and capitalism

THIS IS NOT CHRISTIANITY!!

I wonder if all those White House leaks are happening partly because no one there knows how the “reply all” function works.

I had to check and see if this was the church of a person related to Mr. Levy...’tis not, but I still side-eye the fuck out of the relation (DH has no real relationship with said person, but still...she’s fucking insane).

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

The level of unthinking schadenfreude in this post and in the comments is frankly making me uncomfortable.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”