Not when I’m having a seizure.

I have both a long, complicated Eastern European name AND a seizure disorder.... :(

Well, he’s the president of this scam enterprise, making his life an example to others. I’m going to go for the big guy.

It’s been a minute since I read the Bible, but I think you’re supposed to wait to pick out a new wife until after the old one gets stoned to death for adultery.

Way to talk about your wife’s affair in a statement asking people to respect your privacy, asshole. You do not deserve an amazing name like Tullian Tchividjian.

Hands up who is most shocked by the guy’s name?

Yup. I live in Northern VA—right across the river from DC—and we have Jeff Davis Highway (which we all call Route 1) among other roads but my personal fave is: Jackson-Lee Day, which is put into place for Virginia state employees by every Republican governor, which is a day off the day after? MLK Day.

These stories are incredibly interesting. I cannot imagine having a “first encounter” with this flag, given that people flew it constantly where I am from—flag poles, trucks, hats, shirts, etc. That you all are expressing such a visceral reaction really speaks to how desensitized one can get to such a shitty image.

That actually makes it worse than if they had just left it. How awful.

+1 you bastard

Totally stealing this because it is AMAZEBALLS! (It made me laugh out loud.)

The idea of black children waking up the day after the shooting and having to go to Stonewall Jackson elementary school or whatever stupid fucking thing is just sickening. (The fact that they do, at all ever, is, of course. But for Christsakes.)

She didn’t see the need to bring it down because “CEO’s didn’t mind it, and South Carolina wasn’t losing business over it.” That’s about all I need to know about Nikki Haley.

Dear butthurt SC racists,

Haley defended the flag last year by saying CEOs don’t mind it and the state isn’t losing business because of it.

Exactly! The tats in the photos are well executed, but totally “tacky.” An ice cream cone that takes up half of your face? How in the hell is that not tackier than a simple name on your neck?

Nah. I get the point she’s trying to get across. A weed brain and an ice cream cone (what the actual fuck??) isn’t tacky according to Dan, but he gets to decide her daughter’s name on her neck is. Right. Got it.

Attention, closeted pastors who are feeling just a little bit stabby! God will not make you less gay! Murder will not make your life easier! Accept your gayness, quit your job, suck a dick, be happy, and don't fucking kill anyone, Jesus Christ. *headdesk*

Well, I have felt like stabbing my husband when his blood sugar was high... but like a sane person, I just handed him his test kit and insulin kits and told him to calm the fuck down.

I actually was standing in my closet the other night thinking