True story, at my bar I used to do Connect 4 tournaments. I’d set up a dozen boards and 40-50 people would play. At first it was just good drunken silly fun. But then a group of guys started taking it waaaaaay too seriously. (21-25 year olds do this all the time, they take bar promos too serious and ruin it for…

he wasn’t even an original member of the Fellowship.

What is this?!? Spacecraft for ants?!?!

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I agree with all the points about Samwise Gamgee (without a doubt) but I’m pretty sure the main reason he was allowed to enter the Undying Lands at the end of his life because he held a ring of power, even though it was a short time.

The OG sidekick never gets any respect.

Jon, Bran has arrived at the wall. He promises to make you regular again.

Or an way to weaponize T-1000...even more!

I think Bruce Wayne had better keep an eye on this guy.

Nah, it’s all Divine Divinity now.

I’ll see your Family Guy and raise you the Take On Me: Literal Video Version.

And I can’t find a Blockbuster anywhere

If you really don’t know the comic has a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY large fan base then you’ve been living under a rock. Tons of people hate it but you can’t deny there’s genuine love for it

When I was playing Amnesia the Dark Decent, I was sitting at my desk and I just see the door slowly open half way and didn’t see anyone standing there. I got up and closed the door and as I was walking away it slowly opened again halfway.

I was playing Alien Isolation creeping around the spaceship when my damn cat leaped from the window and onto my back. OMFG! I screamed like a child so loud my wife came running down stairs. I still get made fun of over this.

Came here to comment the same thing. I don’t even drink and I know this is bullshit.

When Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs came out, I went to my bedroom, shut the door, and played it on my laptop with headphones on.

“...and get all messy about wanting to be onstage”

This is a huge hallmark of “princess day” bride culture. I’ve been doing bands for years and it seems as though every fucking bacherlorette in the world drunkenly stumbling into a bar thinks she is entitled to a place on my stage, use of my mic, and her pick of our…