“Chief, the DNA results are back, and...well...” “Spit it out, sergeant!” “Sir, the pilot was....[dramatic organ music] your FATHER!” “What? Oh my god!” “But don’t take it too hard. The pilot was also my father!” “WHAT?!?” “Yep, and you know Suzette in dispatch? Hers too. And also the guy that delivers the water. And…

It looks nice and all, but, no, I don’t have extra hours to waste trying to figure out where I’m heading. If I had the time I would but I gotta get where I’m going. Would definitely not make the game “better” for me. 

Ugh

The more you look into the details, the more it sounds like this whole Starship launch was poorly prepared and irresponsible.

“Obviously not a complete success, but still nonetheless successful,” Elon Musk said.

Read the fucking article.

Ron DeSantis, done in by kung fu treachery!

DeSantis is about to have a bad time.

Of course they’re making another sequel. It would be weirder if they weren’t.

That’s nothing new in games, Sierra’s SWAT series, and Police Quest before it, forced you to rigorously follow procedure or it was game over: whether that was approaching a pulled over car in an unsafe manner or drawing your weapon when it wasn’t warranted.

Yeah I saw that tweet before but that’s not proving anything.

“The game will obviously avoid any undesirable topics such as discrimination, racism, violence against women and minorities.”

It’s been 18 years since Killzone 2 and nothing has changed.
Game trailers that are rendered in engine but everything else is scripted, “Bullshot”, it’s called.
Couple with the fact that the studio making this game, DRAMA studio, has no previous released games. And Alexandre Spindler, the only developer with social…

Sounds like he didn’t have much of a struggle to find his character in White Lotus.

I was very close to buying one with the price cuts. But fuck Elon Musk. I’m not giving that clown a penny, and don’t want a car so closely associated with him.

I’d like to remind everyone that high-end collectibles are a giant money laundering and tax evasion scam* and if at any point you read about some collectible in the news, 99.99999% chance you’ve already missed it and you’re gonna get rubed.

Yes, but will these ships be able to see red firetrucks, EMT rigs or baby blue box trucks? Or will they bring the waterway to a grinding halt when they hesitate during unprotected left turns?

Ocon’s was different, they started work at 4.6 secs then exceeded put lane speed. Alonsos was just a touch while waiting, they didn’t start working on it

The rule is that no mechanic can WORK on the car, not touch the car. It has been an unofficial agreement between teams that this means that no one can touch the car, but that’s not the rule. If you work on the car, then sure penalize away, but if someone just accidentally bumps the car a bit while waiting the penalty…

Next up suing the Eagles for their farewell tours