The lesson here is clear:

Looks like a Camaro backed into a Pepboys.

What is “really fucking depressing”?

You know what, I wish Andromeda had been Bioware’s last game. Yes it was flawed but at least it was trying to change it up, most of the errors like facial glitches were easily fixable, and most of the flaws were down to a ridiculously short dev cycle bereft with office politics bullshit.

Alternative theory: he grew the fuck up.

And hence, I am reminded:

06 V70R with everything ipd sells under the hood. Good for 500+ hp.

And one more…

Adding to the pile...

Surely someone has a wagon older than my old gal?

Yup... I’ll play along with this game. My 2006 Magnum SRT8, 187K miles, in the garage while I do a 3M Satin Pearl White wrap on it.

I can play this game.

My contribution.

Automakers please give me fun options I can afford...

Nice, you got the optional mounted photon torpedo launcher. I’d def go with that as well.

I think Lexus considers the CT a hatchback, but I only think of it as a small wagon.

This is where the Buick missed the mark on me. If they brought over the sport model instead of (or in addition to) the cross country model I would be buying it right now. I don’t want to afford what you have here although it looks like exactly what I want. 

Das WinterWagen

Oh, wait, so we’re doing this?