RIP to the world’s most fabulous hoarder, Gloria Vanderbilt.

The trick is that Cruz only wants OTC birth control because he wants insurance companies to be able to not cover it.

This kind of thing has gone on for a very long time. When I was in grade school, “lunch for the week” was $1.35. My parents never did have that much money available on a Monday. I often got “lunch for the day plus ice cream” for 36¢ or just a carton of milk to go along with a bag lunch for a nickel. Assuming that the…

I highkey really hope Mindy Kaling’s daughter’s dad is BJ Novak.

Thank you for joining me for this episode of my podcast, Things That Are None Of My Fucking Business. 

I love cooking for myself (and drinking wine meanwhile) and also for friends. If I ever met someone who did not like tomatoes, I would run the other way afa ever cooking for them.

This is the problem with so many middle-aged/older liberals right now. They all want so hard to be seen as reasonable, so they play right into the hands of the right who frame incredibly basic social justice stances as radical through misinformation and bad faith whataboutism. The whole point of discussing toxic…

The main thing that annoys me about this whole Mueller situation is that there was all this debate about whether you could indict a sitting president that never got resolved until Mueller came out and said he was operating under the assumption that that was never possible according to his personal political doctrine. …

Thanks Claire for the shoutout!

We’ve seen this show already...

The major issue might well be the dismantling of the regulatory authorities, or clipping their wings as opposed to the actual contamination, though the former will inevitably lead to the latter as well too.

We need to eliminate all regulations! Thank you, Trump administration! Finally, we have the freedom to get sick and die from using everyday household items that aren’t supposed to be toxic. MAGA!

I make a lot of stock as well, and use a silicone bread pan to freeze the excess. Each one holds around 4 cups, and I place it in the freezer overnight. The next day I pop out the frozen block of stock, and seal it in a standard vacuum sealer bag. It will last for a long time, is easy to stack, easy to thaw, and the…

What.the.fuck

I don’t even use a spoon. The trick is to grab just a small amount of spaghetti so it isn’t such a big and heavy bundle that it constantly slides off the fork.

In spite of the dreadful legacy of Biden’s drug laws and his support for stricter criminal sentencing, his son Hunter’s numerous and decades-long fondness for cocaine and meth have somehow never landed him in jail. (While millions of Americans have suffered for his laws)

Far be it for me to defend Jonah Hill, but he...seems....to have grown up. He copped to being a dick when he was younger in his fairly recent interview with Desus and Mero on the Bodega Boys podcast. Listening to it turned the tide for me. I turned off that podcast and said out loud: “I guess I don’t hate Jonah Hill…

If you don’t mind being relegated to the special needs table then go for it. If you plunge your fork into the center of the mass and start twirling you are going to end up with the cartoonishly large spaghetti ball on your fork. Grab a few strands and twirl. Lift if too many other strands start getting pulled in. It’s…

Counter-argument: Please continue exposing my daughter to the idea that she can lead entire organizations and acclimating her to terminology that is relevant in the business world. There are few down-sides to her becoming the CEO of a successful company. Exposing her to common business terminology shows her that these…

I have zero interest in Emergence and it sounds like something that will get cancelled right away, but I really want SOMETHING to stick for Alison Tolman.

Presto Presto Do your very besto Don’t hang back like a shy little kid You’ll be so glad that you did what you did If you do it with a Bing Bang Bong A Bing Bang Bong.