What stairs? He’s all over the escalators, how are they less scarry than stairs?

The man is afraid of stairs. Unless the school is just a single floor, Trump would scream like a child when he got to the first set of stairs and faint.

I guess the problem is that now the entire world has several online platforms where everyone can band together and discuss (criticize, bash, demonize) the person in question - on the one hand, now the whisper network is less of a whisper... on the other hand, sure, I can see why a mob mentality is distressing when the…

I’m pretty sure that’s literally what she thinks she’s auditioning for.

There was Georgette Mosbacher during the Bush I admin. But with her it wasn’t because of her husband’s job so much as it was, “I’m too fabulous and I own LaPrairie Cosmetics”.

I fell down a Wikipedia rabbit hole of looking up treasury secretary’s wives and the only ones that even had their own Wikipedia pages were accomplished academics and/or public servants. She is the first treasury secretary’s wife to treat it as a public position.

Food assistance during the Depression - which was given in the form of the food itself, not in vouchers as it is now - was expressly chosen for being difficult to make into tasty meals without the addition of many other ingredients. The purpose was to make families hate food assistance so much they would get off it at…

Fuck your god damned Punishment Box you fiscally ignorant, moralizing morons.

Never fear, y’all. Walmart has an extremely vested interest in keeping SNAP exactly the way it is, their lobby will stop this crap.

The only one who is supposed to take a more public role, Melania, is desperately trying to avoid it.

Kelly seems like a pretty terrible guy, too. There are no good guys in Trump’s sphere.

Pretty soon ALL White House positions will be filled by Mulvaney, Miller, and the Grifter Prince and Princess.

On the flip side, evil rarely gets along with evil, so perhaps they would in-fight and continue destroying the administration.

Oh that’s right He’s still trying to impeach Hillary Clinton.

JFC where are the oversight committees?!

After Sean Spicer and Scaramucci, and now Omarosa, the post-Trump Personal Redemption Circuit is officially a thing. In fact, it’s a cottage industry.

You know snuggling wth this guy would get so many delicious baby laughs.

This has absolutely made my day. That smile, that dapper little bowtie! He’s just the happiest little one in the entire world, it looks like. <3

He’s 85, he’s been keeping his lips zipped for a long time.