I could barely sleep last night I was so nervous/dying to just fucking vote. I’ve been trying to nap all afternoon because I work tonight as a crisis counselor and still...too nervous. You have given me a small ray of hope!

I think Jones wins easily and tomorrow begins open civil war in the GOP as the alt-right/Bannon troglodytes turn the full force of their wrath on the Washington establishment.

I like it, but it looks like one of those dresses where you get halfway through putting it on and realize you can’t tell which is the head hole and which is the arm hole and end up putting it on all sideways and getting stuck.

She had another one with Anderson Cooper later on that was ... something. She was screaming about God knows what and Cooper was like “does Roy Moore believe this thing that Roy Moore said” and she was all over the place never defending anything or acknowledging Cooper was even asking her stuff.

Twins, a boy and a girl from a couple with “fertility issues”....... Is IVF. Someone is living double standards again

Because OF COURSE HE DOES.

So he’s evidently a “child champion”.

I really hope next season of Handmaid’s Tale includes a handmaid character named “Oftrent.” Just for shits and giggles.

This gif:

I’m going to hijack this popular thread here:

this was my youngest brother and i. rulers, tape measures, third parties - all to determine if the food was split 50/50.

Every one of them a crime scene.

Still worth noting that we’re living up to a moral ideal that doesn’t exist for the other side. No matter what their guys are charged with, they’ll push off with “fake news”, which is why they can claim the mantle of family values and support a rapist president and a pedophile Senator-to-be. We better hope a majority…

Lady’s got a point. Most of the country’s women have not accused Roy Moore of hitting on them as teenagers. In fact, 100% of unborn women, if we—if we’re talking unborn children women—which is what we really should care about, the unborn women in this country that Democrats are trying to murder—100% of unborn women…

Double Quarter Pounder or GTFO.

That was totally gross. What a creep. And nobody did/said ANYTHING!

Take a look at Garrison Keillor’s excuse — it was just a one-time casual, accidental contact.

I think they’ll invite the Obamas for sure. They’re friends!

Pre-Drumpf, there were cheap flights from my area to D.C. in the spring, and I’ve always wanted to go. I do not live on the east coast and never saw the country’s capital as a child. My husband, however, has been there numerous times on school field trips. So we opted for mutually agreeable destinations where neither…

If i were Melania, I would make it my mission in life to fuck every last secret service agent just so Cheeto Mussolini would never not be surrounded by younger, better-looking men who had fucked his wife.