One of my best friends left her husband with her small child when he beat the shit out of her. She called 911 while speeding away in her car with her child in the backseat. A few hours later I was with her, and it took me 7 hours to convince her to call the police back with the details so that they would criminally…

Well, he had better get a move on some criminal activity to bolster his qualifications.

“... and now you can too!”

Lord, give me strength.

Shiplap in the Oval.

And right after that... he decides to step down to spend more time with his family. 

Alternate Title: Chip Faps over Shiplap

radiolabs episode on her called patient zero is one of my favorite podcast episodes. as an African queer woman, learning how AIDS really started, and not the misinformed antigay propaganda i accepted, felt like a minibomb exploded in my head.

I’m with Grande on this one. No words, no gifs. This was a terrible tragedy.

“Are you really willing just to go down a tier to a man who’s just kind of mediocre but can still do the job instead of reaching across and getting the talented woman?”

“Henry Miller’s estate, for example, allows for all-black casts of All My Sons and Death of a Salesman.”

I saw this comment on a similar article elsewhere and I love it so much that I want to share:

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

That styling and production design - down to the purple chair - did not happen in a vacuum! How you doin’?

Going forward I’m going to tell everyone to shut the fuck up because I have too low a smoke point.

I beg your pardon Kara, but the correct pronunciation is “lawr”.

I love Wanda so much.

I must have seen Black Widow ten times. It’s such a unique film. It feels like it was supposed to be a run of the mill thriller/noir and they forgot to cast men as anything but support roles and man candy. Bliss.

Bobby #blessyou from all of us.