Jesse James and Mel Gibson can go jerk each other off while staring unblinkingly in each other’s eyes while asking each other: “Don’t you think we’ve paid the appropriate price and our abominable behavior should never be spoken of again?”

I just want to say, I’ve always consciously loved Dolly Parton. I don’t remember a time of her not in my life. Her and Gilda Radner were the two women I was drawn to as a child.

I would just like to reiterate how much I freakin’ loved Dollywood.

And now Marc is dating another *very young* model, which is gross. It’s pretty bad.

So....24 million people.

I have no doubt in mind that even if his very constituents lost their healthcare prior to the next Presidential election, they’ll believe whatever lie he comes up with to explain it. These people are lost. I’m not holding my breath for them to grow a sense of self-awareness. We will need to resist without them!

Hasn’t every wife he’s had (with the exception of jlo) said he cheated with jlo? They are bizarre.

I hope you’ll continue to stay cancer-free. And I agree, I wish I knew why some people get spared more than others. It just seems so cruel.

My wife’s been undergoing treatment for the past year. Most of the tumors are gone, but there’s one left that seems immune to all treatments, and it’s growing. She flies out Thursday to have surgery to try and remove it. They caught it almost instantly and it still spread to her lungs, intestine and liver. I don’t…

I am in remission from ovarian cancer. I don’t know why I get remission and she doesn’t. It is terrifying. I’m so sorry for her family’s loss and the loss to the community. May she RIP.

That really is the only explanation.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

Trump’s favorite Groundhog Day scenario wouldn’t be snuggling with Andie McDowell, or learning how to play the piano, or ice sculpting, or becoming a decent person...

This is a little outside the issue of the travel ban, but the US embassy in Kabul has stopped visa interviews for Afghan interpreters:

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

That actually cheered me up a tiny bit. The idea that he could be mingling with Carey Grant and Rita Hayworth and Bob Hope and the more recently departed Joan Fontaine etc. My mom passed shortly before Paul Newman did, and I found it comforting to imagine her greeting and meeting him.

I’ve said this before, but I don’t understand why the left is always expected to cede ground to the right. Both politically (which is another issue altogether) and in terms of tone. This is a person whose job it is to defend someone who’s perpetrating bald racism, sexual assault, nationalism, and the systematic…

I think we “owe” it to her not to criticize her based on her physical looks. She is a morally repellent sycophant who is trying to put a veneer of normalcy on a madman; that is enough to comment on without resorting to using patriarchal beauty standards against her.

The Masonic thing always cracks me up because just about every Mason I’ve ever known has been a slightly tubby guy who acts as though his membership in the local “temple” is some sort of divine mission. There’s a particularly fancy masonic hall in my city that had an open house, and my 11-year-old son was so excited…

He’s a pocket sized delight.