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I drove a rental once

Ya, from the age of two it only wanted to eat raw fish and it would swim all day long. It has been to the hospital many times for malnutrition and hypothermia now though. The doctors don't understand!

I thought this was an automobile blog...not Jezebel

I did that to the GMC Vandura in Horizon. Then I put the livery on the storefront, sold a few hundred copies, made a crapton of cash, and then got a one week ban for violating the Code of Conduct.

Seems legit.

In fact, that is my true name. While I realized that you exemplify science and knowledge, I did not realize that you were a man of such _exalted_ taste and discernment. My humble apologies, and I assure you that I would consider it the greatest honor to be in your service.

That's the desert, nothing but rocks varying in size from very small (sand) to huge rock crawler obstacles. That's a bithin Jeep, btw.

Last time I got run over by a truck I was reading Oppo....

What if he was looking at Jalopnik!?

And that's why we don't walk and play with our phones.

Best thing about offroading? Being able to take my young family along, which is not possible for racing.

good thing it's not Raphael's Bug, that thing would be ORLOVE'D across the world.

Hey I'm heading to Italy in September. The Pagani factory is on my list of stops, does the Torchbug want to come?

Does anyone have a spare $48k?

So, is this him?