I feel bad. I was reading and reading and reading... then I came to that pic of her in the jean shirt and leather pants.

I thought the same thing. Then I was trying to figure out what 'hulking' was and how it relates to ornithology.

I should buy this because this is awesome! Could? No. Would? If I could.

At least your toddler is inside the car.

As long as it's connected to a LATCH, right?

Came here for Tony Lapore, leaving satisfied.

This traffic cop from Providence made the rounds a while back. I thought maybe he drank too much coffee.

I have never played it, because I know I'd never stop.

Yeah and "fast" is more up for interpretation while "passing" is cut and dry. I think the problem is lot of people think it's the "fast lane" and think "I'm going plenty fast, 5 over the limit!"

It's not lost; all of that damage can be fixed.

'Yes there is. It's called engineering.' Laughed out loud when I first read that!

Calling this thing a SAAB?

BMW GranCoupe:

Anyone with an AWD vehicle that calls it a 4WD. They are not the same. Your crossover is not a proper offroader. Also, dont call your Crossover an SUV. Its an insult to proper SUVs.

"it's an automatic and a manual!"

The worst would be the realization that what you see is just the cast off skin. The spider is probably still in the car.

Maybe Monaco (or something like it, Horizon didn't use real towns) counts as part of "southern France".

I just hope the map isn't as sparse as Horizon's Colorado. That was my biggest gripe.

Are you implying, that while speculatively under the influence of alcohol, that I have modified my vehicle in a manner that would suggest I didn't read the directions, or that parts were missing, or that certain things needed to be massaged into place with a hammer, or removed completely because it was obviously a…