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The highest rated men’s game of the tournament, Connecticut versus gonzaga, had 7.99 million viewers. NBA games are tricky because players rest, there are 82 of them so there is less demand, and fans generally just wait for the playoffs. You don’t need to compare decontextualized ratings data between college women and

It’ll be fun to see how they handle nativity plays at all boy/all girl religious schools! Will they have to rewrite the bible? Three wise-women? Joseph and Mary were a queer couple?

At your highest moment, be careful. That’s when the devil comes for you.

Hi Emily. Why do you and Jezebel continue to lie about Sudekis serving Wilde? He didn’t. A process server did. There’s no evidence that Sudekis had anything to do with it. When you repeat that stuff uncritically it damages your credibility and makes you look like just another PR outlet. Sudekis may be far wealthier

So you’re just going to accept her statement on the matter as the truth, huh? It’s not like she’s ever been caught lying in public statements.

Jezebel’s insane hatred of this man continues, thankfully no one who isn’t being paid for it agrees

A quick google lists both their net worths at ~$25 million.

I love him. Not just because he got high.

On the other hand, if they had just searched a little deeper in his suit pockets they would have found tons of kidnapping victims       /s

Watching Lemon Poundcake on repeat. Sharing everywhere.

You are by NO means alone. I also felt absolutely shitty that, when I thought it was actually Thiel who died, a spark of jubilant catharsis washed over me. But now I'm over it. The shame, that is.

Thought Peter Thiel died for a second. Damn. 

There are a lot of real things to get offended about, I hate it when people stoke outrage by purposefully misreading statements. Especially on a webpage founded by Henry Louis Gates Jr. for much higher purposes than dragging down a black man for the clicks.

“Twitter was ablaze with criticism, noting that him likening a Black woman to an animal is just his latest problematic comment in a string of offenses.”

If she’s this thirsty now while she actually IS a senator, look out for some seriously desperate attempts at validation when she goes back to being a colorfully dressed nobody.

Fuck’s sake, Kryssy, just take the job at Fox and be done with it.

Really hope this egotistical dumbass gets wiped out in 2024, and then finds to her sudden horror that GOP business donors aren’t willing to underwrite her lavish lifestyle and vacations anymore because she doesn’t have anyone who actually wants to deal with her as a lobbyist in the Senate.

Vapid stunt queen flails for attention, news at 11!

Or a Gen-Xer. “¯\_(ツ)_/¯“ 

Well I, for one, am glad it’s a slow news day.