Well, my kids’ school has some explaining to do about last Easter!

Any stories you may hear that involve me, shots of Jameson, something called “Foxy Boxing,” and falling into a fountain are most likely works of pure fiction.

Two typo’s, huh?

This is just going to end up being bundled in with his suits against his barber and eybrow threader.

I side with labor whenever possible, but in this case I do see the abstract argument that keeps these rules in place:

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

While the content will take a variety of forms, Kelly says the majority will be video.

50% of my day is just being absolutely baffled at the decisions that people make, so shit man, I have no idea.

OR...they could address simple concerns like passenger safety, background checks for drivers, and not using software specifically designed to help them break the law. I HATE cabs - in the US. London cabs have a long and storied history, are part of the tourism and transportation plans for the city, and have to go…

Most likely. As a general rule when reading about these kinds of cases, you have to assume there’s a long, ugly backstory that makes the decision look a lot more rational than it does at first glance.

“Sure, I’m playing in Italy, but at least I’m not stuck in the States with Dad.”

Ooh Chiles, things are gonna get queasier...

Trump isn’t Bettlejuice. He doesn’t become less powerful if you avoid saying his name. He’s the president of the United States, a job that at least used to be considered the most powerful position in the world.

I just asked my wife if she’d call me daddy and she said only if the word “single” preceded it. So I assume we will be having a kid then she’ll be divorcing me. Ah well.

“Applied Economics was fairly limited in its scope. That’s why we are pleased to announce that the chamber has decided to commission the fine people at Implied Economics.”

This is the reason why I don’t play in international friendlies.

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

JonathanNathan, I promise you at least one (1) ski jumping blog in the coming months. Maybe even NEXT month, as the International Ski Federation Grand Prix 2017 starts then with competitions in Poland and Germany! (Men only, ladies don’t start until August, per my three seconds of research.) I’m learning already!!!!! 

"At the very least, at least you went back"