Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

“I’m a football player.”

Here’s a nice story about Amy Schumer, an emergency bathroom stop and a $2,000 good deed.

Damn. The thought of the chant made me literally get goosebumps. Literally literally.

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

NOOOOOOOO! Stay away!! It’s terrible here! No one wants to live in Seattle! Simply terrible! Horrid!

“Minority ownership” has a very different connotation in Trump’s America.

Athens

Bama had its worst offensive performance of the year, by far, against Washington. In my house, at least, there was speculation that Kiffin didn’t have his head in the game and had already checked out. If you can’t trust him to give it his all then better to show him the door and let someone who wants it step in.

Yeah, Charlie Weiss was totally an outlier with his nearly $19M buyout from ND that’s being paid! And so was Bo Pelini with his $9M buyout from Nebraska! And so was Gene Chizek with his $7.5M from Auburn. Same with Will Muschamp and his $6.3M from Florida. And Charlie Weiss again with his $5.6M buyout from Kansas?…

They don’t have the magnetic base strip (provide your own strip of metal), but these clips from Energizer are GREAT. The plastic is molded around a mushroom head on the magnet, so it’s not going to pull out of the clip the way that some people describe happens with the above buttons. They’re good neodymium magnets…

They don’t have the magnetic base strip (provide your own strip of metal), but these clips from Energizer are GREAT.…

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

I’ve been a Wild Rower for many a year,

I think the fuel is to blame.

If I lived in a city big enough to have a sports team, I’d vote for letting them all leave over contributing a dime. What a waste. If no cities were willing to shell out hundreds of millions for new stadiums, we wouldn’t be in this arms race and teams wouldn’t have any impetus to leave.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

They were 9-13 from deep at one point today. (Then the scrubs came in and drove the percentage down.)

Just more oppression from our dextronormative society