The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

One of the worst things about this election is learning exactly what percentage of Americans are total monsters.

thank you for this gift

“We don’t care!” yelled supporters in the crowd

This man is sentient vomit.

I know this is horrible to say, but I hope he has Cosby levels of accusers come out.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

Gloria indeed found the real deal; someone he can’t deny knowing. This is not only groping, harassment, and unwanted sexual attention - but also hiring and workplace discrimination.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

Surely Mark Cuban can dig around his couch cushions and come up with the 5 million. For America.

If he does I want him to be Grand Marshal of the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

.I moved on her like a bitch,

During Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” meltdown, he mentioned that his habit of calling the very young women he’s fucking “goddesses” originated with Sean Penn. I can’t think of that without shuddering.

Mystic Pizza is a great movie.

I always enjoyed watching him in Mystic Pizza. That movie is such a guilty pleasure.

Right?

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

Orthorexia is an eating disorder where you’re obsessed with the purity of your food and parents definitely impose it on their children. And Orthorexics are often recovering anorexics.