Agreed. I mean, I get that the studio was in a bind (heh, pun intended) after Hunan dropped out, but why did Dornan have to accept? He’s so wooden and uncomfortable in it, and he can’t sustain the American accent to save his life!

Every time this topic comes up all I can think about is how effing great Dornan was in “The Fall,” and I can’t figure out why he let himself participate in this.

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I regularly see people throw shit out their window while driving. I’m not talking cigarette butts. I’m talking cups, cans, wrappers. It’s infuriating. Can’t you just fucking wait to get where you’re going? Or keep a bag in the car to dispose of trash? Fuck you.

I had the same feeling in California’s redwoods this summer. Why do people think a majestic tree the size of a 747 needs “Chad 2012" written on the side of it?

In an area I used to hike frequently with some beautiful petroglyphs, some asshole rode through on a four-wheeler and shot them up with a paintball gun. Many could not be restored. Thousands of years of history ruined by some (probably) drunk asshole. Things like this make me so deeply sad.

Good. I was in Utah this summer looking at beautiful petroglyphs, and it was so infuriating to see these amazing depictions of a great hunt from hundreds of years ago right next to “Jim+Kelly 69 4eva”. Fuck these people.

Plot twist:

He is a shade master. I want him to be my snarky bff sooooooo much.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Is he not the coolest? Direct confrontation or shade, Obama gets it in.

My personal revenge fantasy involves them stalling, the democrats getting the white house and either Hillary or Bern nominating Obama for the position.

“Your job doesn’t stop until you’re voted out, or until your term expires,” Obama said of the Senate,

Maybe. But I’m on Swift’s side. I know she’s a vanilla white girl we all roll our eyes over, but she’s one of many women who have to put up with this shit from men looking for cheap plugs.

I’m super not getting what insufferable thing Taylor Swift did here.

The general consensus I got from people I trust was that it was ‘fun’, but nobody I really know was singing it’s praises to the heavens

Well, then say that, not that it isn’t our business when you’re a staff writer for a website that loves musicians who tell us all sort of things that aren’t our business. And you like those artists at least in part because they tell us all sorts of things that aren’t our business. The only constant thing on the Muse…

but the main thing is: how is this our business?

His wife is gorgeous and I like his velvet smoking jacket.