Maybe. But I’m on Swift’s side. I know she’s a vanilla white girl we all roll our eyes over, but she’s one of many women who have to put up with this shit from men looking for cheap plugs.

I’m super not getting what insufferable thing Taylor Swift did here.

I mean, what percentage of pop stars aren’t machine created? Did Minaj and Swift and Bieber arrive at their current strata through only their unique brilliance? I’m not a fan of his either, it’s just funny how offensive his existence is here.

‘Bright-eyed American stars and British unknowns’

Well, then say that, not that it isn’t our business when you’re a staff writer for a website that loves musicians who tell us all sort of things that aren’t our business. And you like those artists at least in part because they tell us all sorts of things that aren’t our business. The only constant thing on the Muse…

but the main thing is: how is this our business?

His wife is gorgeous and I like his velvet smoking jacket.

Is there a single thing that Macklemore could rap about without you guys getting in his ass? Legitimately curious.

I just exploded with jealousy. Leo IS NOT WORTHY.

Fuckin gorgeous, Gillian, is that what you mean?

Can we talk about Melissa’s coat? I DO NOT GET why someone would buy, much less wear, a short sleeved coat.

Regular reminder- Getting kicked out of school is not something you need a jury for. He has done something serious enough to be charged with a crime. You do not have a right to an education at the college of your choosing. The police rarely charge people without mountains of evidence, so right away, the odds are that…

Consent. It’s as simple as a cup of tea.

Because they redistribute the hair (“wealth”) uniformly?

Popular buttons and stickers included ones that say, “If she can’t please her husband, she can’t please the country,”

came him a dick to his face

Cigarettes. In fancy bowls. Everywhere. How glamorous.

Like elderly fetuses.

Michael Cera, Lindsay Lohan, Woody Allen, and John Burnham walk into a bar...

Accurate.