Giant background Gwen looks like she's being made to listen for a long time to her dad tell vaguely racist jokes.

The Mister & I are seriously thinking Sweden or Denmark. Carpool?

Glee Cub.

Oh my goodness, what is it going to take to convince people once and for all that the point at which one’s lips end and the rest of one’s face begins is not a suggestion that is open to debate?

Here are the number of stars I wish I could give this comment.

He's probably okay with them using coke though.

Dear Waking Life,

Yes to everything you said.

I think Kim Kardashian is probably a clueless douche. Ryan Seacrest has always sort of rung the clueless douche bell for me, for example.

New Pope tastes just like Pope Classic.

Yes indeed, it’s definitely an asshole that makes this kind of joke. But in this scenario, I think a better word might simply be rapist or felon or criminal or predator (sort of like the worst ever choose-your-own-adventure).

Hmmm. Now I’m sort of wondering how/if the dramatic change in Zellweger’s appearance will be addressed in the movie.

World weary as I am, this is literally the best news I’ve heard in months.

At 19 he is survived by two children? Jesus Christ, there’s nothing that’s not a warm shit sandwich about this.

“I am a nice person.”

Who wore it better?

Couldn’t agree more. Her 20s have aged ME, frankly.

Rapes happen everywhere. Correct. I think the biggest chunk of this particular shit sandwich is:

Pulling from her very own source material, I think I speak for a lot of us when I say:

I’m trying so hard to chortle quietly, and ohmygod it isn’t working.