Ohhhhh, Mr Barnum....
Sweet creamed corn, I don't even remotely get the hate that's being aimed at you.
Ummmm... I'm pretty sure she was being sarcastic.
Try walking a jellyfish down a sidewalk on a leash. Then come enlighten us with your theories about animals not having native habitats.
OR! OR... Why don't they actually prevent animal cruelty by fucking banning animals from circuses all together. I'll NEVER understand *anyone* who gets their kicks from watching an animal being forced by bedazzled, festooned assholes to perform stupid tricks as far from their natural habitat and realm of behaviors as…
This!!! I would add however that the only thing this gif lacks are little pew-pew-pew lasers shooting out of his wee eyes.
It's 24 years too late for me, but still I'm so glad to see this. Thank you Mr President and Mr Vice President for making this any kind of priority. Tragic as it is, it is so important.
I'm not inclined to get too worked up over this one. No real harm was done. I know, I know, the whole "But it wasn't their food and booze!" And yes, they get extra tacky points for allowing themselves to be so ubiquitous in the wedding photos. Still, it sounds more like the makings of a little fluff comedy then…
On a scale of one to Gacy, this guy has a skeezy quotient of 9.9.
See... I want to believe someone, a trusted friend perhaps, at least *tried* to tell her how lovely she was without all the unnecessary canvas stretching. But it appears she went for Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight special anyway.
While I can neither confirm nor deny any of this, it sure seems like Ms Ryan went back for seconds and thirds at the plastic surgeon. It always makes me so sad when people think they need to carve themselves up in some unwinnable war against time. When, in doing so, they only render themselves clownish and…
When you cut your Balkan bath salts with about a kilo of aspartame...