Zion Williamson, pictured here, is in bad shape:

Jesus Christ, if Zion is fat, then I must be a beached fucking whale!

Well I like it!

If you ask Nike, yes

[age of Roger Federer at his death] minus [duration of match]

It’s just you.

The work that many people do is ridiculous and shallow.  Including me.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Mermaids are real. Saw one while i was at the beach a few years back, she was out about 50 yards into the water, frantically waving her hands at me, non-verbal creatures, so I imagine this is how they say “hello” and then she just went under the water and I never saw her again.

The contrary and more successful approach of other fast food companies seeing the same data as McDonald’s has been to steer into the skid. Don’t try and make shitty salads no one wants, make a hamburger with two pieces of fried chicken as a bun, or a taco with a shell made from Cool Ranch Doritos.

That’s why I refuse to go quietly into that good night.

To be fair, or as close as I will ever come to it, many of baseball’s issues are well beyond easy fixes.

This guy sure does get tired of his team quickly. Bored man gets paid indeed.

Hate to be the contrarian here, but I don’t think he controls the defense with his communication and does not tell his PGs what plays to run by seeing the flow of the game and who needs the shots nor do I think there’s a reason why he’s always atop the plus minus of his team. It’s the big things,and not screening to…

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

the horny drake watch now just reads “fucked”