Shit. Did Williams Sonoma put a hit out on Drew????

Drew: I MUST KLANG IT!

If Mega Man taught me anything, all the players need to do is hire Magnetman to get rid of this guy.

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.

Mental note: stay away from Klang!, his last “Gametime Cheap Beer Of The Week”.

That makes sense and I’m sure we all understand. Thank you for the update.

Is he STILL hungover from the Deadspin Awards?!?

Walking down the street, eating a tub of peanut butter with your fingers, was perfectly normal behaviour in the 80s.

What if you’re filling the glass with a pitcher, but the glass would actually be full of water?

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

By biting Reggie?

I know Gruden is bad, but to lump him with Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, and Gruden?  That seems harsh.

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

His legacy is winning a national title as a freshman at Syracuse. 

well, Jesus was the least accomplished of the Alou brothers, so it makes sense

in fairness, a hand injury ended that guy’s career

Laura, it seems like you don’t really believe in this 31 year-old middling minor leaguer.

I’m turning off the computer and going outside for a bit after that one.