A true American hero, making sure to show his love for his corporate overlords before anyone else. Obligatory fuck that guy.

NOT GOING TO BE PLAYING IN NEBRASKA THEN BOYS. SHOULDA CHECKED THAT EGO AT THE DOOR.

Brown not calling Noel’s name is just another attack in the continuing War on Christmas.

To a major league hitter? No, it isn’t. But to me, it’s damn terrifying.

Potentially all of them!

What if the hypothetical Boogie-to-Boston trade had been good? What if it had been bad?

I’ll just tack it on here: Is Mr. Nick Martin too young to remember Major Applewhite? Because he is definitely a guy we can remember.

“Challenge accepted”

IT IS IN TRUMP’S AMERICA YOU CUCK

What’s the income cutoff to be in the top 1 percent? I recently changed jobs and now make much more money than I used to and I need to know if I should be outraged at this or if other people just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

More like Michael Chikless with knife skills.

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

If Green doesn’t like people talking about his kicks, he should stop bringing them up.

This is a rookie mistake. The spine of the old god is meant to be installed as part of the building foundation, not a center piece in the bloody lobby. The dark one’s will can cause headaches and nausea when the dosage is this high!

god i was at this game (not a jets fan but my dad had tickets) and i remember just staring in awe at this sequence

how embarrassing to force a long 2-point jump shot while making millions of dollars

Towns from downtown! Downs from towntown! Down from twontwon! Twontwon from down! twon

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

It’s okay. Not everyone can be as elite as Joe Flacco their rookie year and go 11-5 and win two road playoff games.