That’s actually the exact opposite of what I would have expected.

He is not a billionaire.

You can and should rock a former/non HoF player jersey for a long ass time. People who remember the player fondly will love you for it. And the more random, the better.

No.

Arby’s. It’s good and has good variety.

I just had a bacon, cheddar, jalapeno recently... it was delightful

[Extremely Tim Marchman voice] GAH! Chicago!

So that’s why her dad hates Obama.

Which video? The one with the mulatto cock? Is there only one? Seems like there’d be more. Who knew?

Happy to oblige, Ivanka;

The lamb looks aware that this is so very wrong and it’s stressing me out. They’re all dead. The women, the lambs, dead. The lamb knows it too, it knows.

It’s not often you see the black sheep of the family invited over for tea.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

The NFL should really put their foot down on stuff like this.

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

good mushrooms browned in butter

Beets

I got a really sharp chef’s knife and I’ve enjoyed having and using it.

Those are the little nut candies in the gold foil, right?

Am I the only one who has never ever ever heard of Elena Ferrante?