*politely decline

*done to the Nationwide jingle*

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

That’s “well” writerer.

They should honor the original spirit of the award and all recipients should come up with an innovative way to re-take The Philippines.

The Orioles will host the Red Sox for three more games this week

Any kind of chicken stir fry or noodle dish or soup with egg through it is okay with me (and should be okay with everyone else).

I couldn’t care less about the canibalism aspect, but chicken tends to be really drab in flavor as are eggs. There’s a reason you mix eggs with chorizo or some shit like that.

Can’t wear white after Labor Day. Fools

The Hike! It’s by some guy named Drew Magberry, or something.

Stannis Baratheon.

1, 8, 2, 16, 4, 32

1, 4, 16, 8, 32, 2

Taco Bell.

Diana’s right. Wendy’s

Wendy’s because it has Frosties.

Pour yourself a drink, carry it around, and don’t drink it.

Slightly below average left handed ‘specialist’ relievers will miss the salary floor Cashman has been giving them for roughly a decade because of Ortiz.

Snowboarding seems right in Hinkie’s wheelhouse - who else has demonstrated his level of achievement when it comes to careening downhill?