Because there’s no real justification for it on the NBA’s side other than being patronizing.

Jumpshot-wise, his footwork has no consistency. You can generally tell if he’s going to have a bad night when he isn’t squaring up. I wouldn’t say he’s regressed offensively overall though; his handle is much better this season and his passing has been a lot better too.

Or “How to finish 0-7 from the field and plus-15 in the same night”

Green with envy much, Ley? It suits a coward like you.

The Kyrie steal (2018 pick trade) and push ahead to Jaylen Brown (2016 pick) alley-oop to Jayson Tatum (2017 pick swap) play against the Nets kinda tied it up with a bow.

I believe it. I just sang the Dr. Pepper theme song three times to my reflection on the surface of a public toilet, and a Rom Romberts post appeared, so anything’s possible.

And the other one is currently unemployed presidential brother Jeb Bush.

That’s right, it’s the author of the book that changed the world, The Secret, Rhonda Byrne!

Willy Aames, better known as Buddy from TV’s “Charles in Charge” and the man who brought you Alex Cross and the Women’s Murder Club, celebrated author James Patterson! 

No name tags allowed, you have to dress up as your avatar.

For before, or after?

Tom, I don’t know how you specifically knew that the 28th was the day I was flying back to Chicago, but I’ll never forgive you for this.

In honor of his return, Markkanen baked him a cake, got his suits dry-cleaned and hired him a masseuse.

....he’s a pretty good help defender, but I’m not sure if he can stay in front of as many as 5 starting point guards in the league right now.

November 7, the day the Zellers fell to Europe.

It’s no shock that he didn’t think this through; he comes from a family that shoots from the hip.

Tom Ley, never missing a chance to kick a good man when he’s down.

I have this randomly. Every once in a while I stand up, something unkinks and I have to add a short pee coda.

His play this year hasn’t been butt, but it doesn’t have enough quality or volume to make up for the long backlog of butt that he’s accumulated.

Maintenance Guy: So there’s a leak in the roof above the court. It should be simple, we just have to...