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This sounds like something cut from The Room. Just imagine Lisa’s mom telling her this, between giving her relationship advice and “I definitely have breast cancer.”

If it offends people I won’t use it, however it always did confuse me that midget is offensive while dwarf isn’t. As I understood it, dwarves were fantasy creatures. Little person also sounds more offensive to me because I don’t define the size of someone’s personhood based on their stature. I would think “little…

I just don’t care for Dennis Quaid. Can’t stand him. And yes it’s mostly irrational.

If Clinton

I’m convinced the best way WB and DC could reboot their entire cinematic universe and save face (because to do so would look like an admission that they fucked up and you know they wouldn’t want to do that) is to just start from scratch with a series of solo films leading up to a new Justice League film...in animated…

Because perverts and rapists are known for their dedication to the rule of law, right? Pointless bill.

I wonder how much crossover there is between so-called Christians who complain about this and people who mock Muslims for complaining about artistic depictions of their prophet.

Heaven forbid they throw us Superman fans a fucking bone. Nope, gotta keep up with the Batgod parade. Sigh.

Now, naturally this comment is going to have spoilers, so don’t get mad at me if you read past this and get spoiled.

The whole “we’re scared of China” thing doesn’t hold water considering there are actually Asian cast members. Why weren’t they whitewashed too? Is there anyone in China who’s pissed about Wong being Asian? The truth is much simpler than any of that.

Here’s a great one from way back in 2003 that makes good use of a Tim Buckley song.

So I think I figured out Trump’s real endgame. The deepest personal desire that led him down this path.

Twilight, the greatest vampire series ever made.

Stranger Things had a great use of a haunting, emotional cover within the actual series. You can’t tell me I cried my eyes out alone to the scene this song played to:

If it’s “everyday Americans” you want, just watch the new season of The Walking Dead. What those “everyday Americans” do in the first episode is pretty mind-blowing.

She’s all that’s left of Destroyah after what went down in ‘95.

Jesus, what is happening to this country? Is this some sort of plague? A plague of cruelty, of freezing hearts and shrinking minds? What has happened to our humanity?

What’s sad as hell about this is that one day those racist bullies are going to vote. How many of them will have only amplified their racism over the course of the next four years, such that it becomes more and more likely that they won’t change for the better? This election, a big majority of voters between 18 and 25…

I can’t stop crying.