Thanks. Honestly, every holiday seems to have something to do with companionship to me. Every holiday is something social, I think. That’s why I don’t get to celebrate a lot of them. I won’t annoy anybody whining about Valentine’s Day, but even Thanksgiving is something I don’t get to be a part of for...certain…

It’s not the worst idea, and I appreciate the suggestion. I will look into it, though I wonder how viable an option it is. My town’s pretty small, and a large chunk lives below the poverty line. There’s not really a whole lot to do here. On top of that I have certain health issues that make standing and walking around…

The Halloween season is coming up. Unfortunately it just depresses me.

The boys’ soccer team of a Christian high school in Arizona

I’m from waaay up in Northern NY. Many years ago my family and I briefly moved to North Carolina, and do I mean BRIEFLY. No idea why, memory might even be malfunctioning, but as I recall it, we literally only lasted a day or two in our new house before moving back. I don’t think that’s relevant to anything, but...well.

Today a friend of mine overheard two white guys talking casually outside.
“Are you an NRA member?”
“Yep.”
“North Carolina is the place to be right now.”

Scary clowns are overdone these days. I propose society ushers in a new era of sexy clowns.

This may come as a shock, but you see, they’re actually stuffed animals. Their life in the Hundred Acre Wood is entirely imaginary. The image accompanying the article is actually a really big clue.

...So?

I’m sorry. I’d delete it but I can’t. I don’t know what else to say but that I’m really sorry and that honestly wasn’t my intention.

Exactly. The last thing I want to do is be annoying and out of place or, worse, really hurt someone by being careless and selfish. Far too many men mistake carelessness and selfishness as strengths of some sort, calling them other names like confidence or charm or whatever, and I despise that tendency.

i don’t understand why its so difficult for men to realize how terrifying they are being.

I’m so sorry you had to deal with an asshole like that, and then to have your husband be so insensitive too? That really sucks. I hope he learns to treat you with more respect as a person, and I hope tomorrow is a better day for you. Sending good vibes.

I was going to suggest that Zendaya pull a Pretty Woman on their asses but then I remembered that while Julia Roberts may be able to reappear with the trappings of wealth and success, Zendaya can’t return to the store with white skin.

Still funnier than Ann Coulter.

That just made me stupid laugh.

Before I start let me just say I’m not anti-union or anything, but a close family member had a bad experience that affected the whole family. For the sake of our privacy I’m keeping a few things vague and leaving out a couple details.

I simply must applaud the incleptitude of your comment.

She is just one of the worst people.

I’m convinced the movie Demon Seed is actually the true story of how Ted Cruz was conceived.