One of the best slasher films ever to come out of the 1980s. Criminally underrated.

Gee, it’s almost like people who are violent toward women will continue to do so as long as they’re free to walk among the rest of society.

I think everyone has been Jar Jar at some point. You’ve never gone out with a group of friends and felt like the total jackass of the party?

I had a dream that Idris Elba took me on the bathroom floor in a fancy hotel room once, and I remember it being glorious. Not sure why. I’m very much a heterosexual cis man, but holy shit though. I’m pretty sure this was either immediately following or prior to an award show of some sort. There wasn’t even any coke…

“At least they’re not like the 80’s balding guy with a slicked back ponytail.”

I’ve got one: Doctor How. Why? Simple: his head is actually smaller on the inside.

“Hah hah. Nice. What a tool.”

“Men, black people, Muslims, women; generalizations about any group of people are illiberal, but some pandering faux-liberals have decided certain generalizations are fair game.”

Except the release date was set for June 23, 2017. And they’re going to start filming in November. So Wonder Woman is really the first female led superhero movie since the two previous letdowns. Captain Marvel doesn’t come out until the following year, supposedly.

Forgot about Wonder Woman.

Countdown to all the Hitler reaction videos.

Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that Tony Stark is railing off against mansplaining? Of all the fictional characters who could have showed up to defend women, Tony Stark is not one I would have expected.

I wasn’t sure if they were just assholes or if maybe I was misunderstanding them. Then I saw their suggestion that I may also like the “Foxy Megyn Bloody Tampon Costume” and the answer became perfectly clear to me.

The funny part is that a lot of the squabbles that have historically taken place within Christianity (and arguably even extending into Judaism, Islam, and other religions) boil down to that exact “I’m right and everyone else is wrong” bullshit. It’s even funnier when you realize that that’s kind of the reason Jesus…

I’ve had that conversation, and what it amounts to is “you’re misinterpreting what the Bible is saying.” That’s the excuse I get. It’s always US who is misinterpreting scripture; THEIR interpretation, on the other hand, is always 100% accurate. Fucking weird, ain’t it?

Except the obvious answer IS Superman. The only real leg up Batman has is fanboy bias. People forget that Superman’s biggest enemy is also a genius billionaire with high tech weaponry at his disposal.

Superman doesn’t even need to destroy him. He can easily disarm him and win the fight without even causing serious bodily harm. Also how come “moral code” is never listed as a weakness when we’re talking about Batman?

Saying Batman can beat Superman is like saying a sloth can win a race against a cheetah. You can strap a rocket to a sloth’s back but in any fair race all that would earn him is a disqualification.

For some really disgusting stuff you guys should have seen what the IMDb board was like just a couple months ago. I mean, everyone just automatically writes off IMDb as a dump, which it absolutely is, but actually take a look at it some time. Some of the racist crap I’ve seen there is just horrifying. It transcended…

My mom and her mom tried to do this weird fucked up adoption where they’d be paid for giving me away. In short, they tried to sell me. My dad’s mom stepped in and took me in, and raised me herself. My mom and her mom don’t know that I’m aware of this. Somewhere I still have the piece of paper where they and the other…