As someone from Toronto, I’m not quite sure how to feel about the fact that you can now write “the Rob Ford of the Pine Tree State” on a US blog and everyone will understand exactly what you mean by that.

Sorry but on #7 I’m actually going to give the guy a star for making a rare Gil Scott-Heron reference.

That was fantastic. I hope that during the playoffs there are a bunch of disputed goals in the games this guy refs.

Hires is not on this list. Hence, it is incomplete.

That’s crazy. I’d Never heard that story before.

This numbnuts was asking for it. Go turtle.

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This looks like a job for the Black Racket: