Sorry but on #7 I’m actually going to give the guy a star for making a rare Gil Scott-Heron reference.

That was fantastic. I hope that during the playoffs there are a bunch of disputed goals in the games this guy refs.

Hires is not on this list. Hence, it is incomplete.

That’s crazy. I’d Never heard that story before.

This numbnuts was asking for it. Go turtle.

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This looks like a job for the Black Racket: