That’s a very good looking Jeep. It’s very honest looking, not ostentatious.

Who would have thought the Mexican border may get to host an actual Mexican standoff of homeowners who have their guns aimed at the armed militia trespassers, who have their guns aimed at the homeowners and the migrants across the border, while the armed military being sent there has their guns pointed at everyone.

-Mailbombs

I’ve met Zinke. I had the misfortune of having him as a Representative. The man gives slime a bad name. He’s been involved in shady dealings for years. May he go down hard.

I welcome them all with open arms, and will probably trade you my Swedish Fish or Three Musketeers in exchange.

Honestly they were original not going to serve you at all because your dog was with you, then they realized that was your mother so they just stuck you in the corner farthest from the door so you didn’t scare any of the other patrons.

they came in and saw them and bolted...makes sense to me

You are responsible for the espresso on my desk and keyboard.

I disagree with the headline.  He currently has nominal movement in his legs.  His spinal injury definitely has not healed.  He’s working towards a recovery.  It may or may not ever happen, but at this point and time the long term extent of that injury is still unknown.

Agree with your first take, Giordano’s thin crust is very good. I used to like their stuffed pizza as a kid, but haven’t cared for it as much the last couple of times I’ve had it. Not sure if they’ve changed or I have.

Unpopular takes: Giordanos thin crust is vastly superior to their deep dish or stuffed pizzas.

Square cut pizza is for rubes who are confused by triangles. 

You can't have it because nobody fucking likes you.

People who let their domesticated animals wander off their property shouldn't have domesticated animals.

“If you see my dog @ [sic] the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass,” Reyes wrote. “She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin’ ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers.”

My dad does that when he plays at the Y.

Amen. I pay and tip I’m going to manage my personal space as I see fit post meal. It’s gross to sit there with a mess in front of you after a meal.

Stacking is helpful so long as it is done with pretty basic logic. If anybody has played with one of this as baby they out to be capable of figuring out how to things go...

I usually agree and appreciate the advice in this column. Good stuff.

This is a good subject to tease apart, compounded by those who eat faster than their table mates, especially their SOs or dates. There is a compulsion to stack one’s plates after finishing first, sort of a guilty nod to lack of self control obscured by some sort of distracting stab at efficiency, which in turn…