A ton of you folks are loosing your shit on here. I have friends that aren’t great tippers but I’m not insane like some of the posters on here. I’m not going to stop being friends with them. I tip well and I don’t hide it. If they want to get with the program they can and if not it is their business not mine.

Wait a fucking minute?  He doesn’t drink?  WTF?? This is the kielbasa that has pushed me over the super fan edge.  Fuck this kid and the donkey he rode in on.  I saw that the eagles had a time out and I knew that son of a bitch would miss one of the two field goals he would have to attempt.  

I had a friend make this same argument to me when it happened.  He asked if it was okay to punch people and I said it was okay when they were cunts.  Silence and outrage. 

Oh yeah a how bowl of pozole is def better than a mcgriddle. Your articles are a welcome addition! I’m glad that you’re helping people see that Mexican food is more than just tacos (tacos are bomb tho) and burritos.

Ponche is legit tasty and even better now that you can get fresh Mexican Guayabas here in the states. I’d highly recommend looking for those at a Mexican grocer if you can. They’re smaller, yellow, and sweeter.

The cubs need to stay in Chicago forever and make all their games night games just for you ♥♥♥♥♥

Sit at the bar and chill. Stop overthinking it. The owner and the bartender won’t make as much money. They’ll deal with it.

I’ve never had pozole for a hangover but I can see it being a good cure.  My go to for hangovers is menudo and or a mcgriddle.

It sucks when you forget the safe word.

Oh hell yeah we do.

Oh wow that looks amazing!

New York pizza is garbage.  GARBAGE.

Good fruitcake is delicious.  I’m a big fan of the recipe King Arthur Flour has on their website.

Yoooo, did you really just call another human being a MUTT?  Do you even know what the meaning to word?  In any context it is fucked up.

Can wait for Gruden head to venture into infrared territory.  Will I need special glasses?

Give me Mark Jackson.

Money wins.  It always has.

I’m petty as fuck and like to pretend that this is an all an extended “suck my dick” to Draymond. 

If my mother-in-law did this I would kick her right in the dick.

Yes, poor people food sucks.