That’s rust from the anchor chain.  But it might as well be shit because everyone shit their pants.

All this shit is going to sound alien to White and his UFC flunkies.  Khabib has the balls to tell him to fuck off and actually follow through. 

Ya’ll need to chill. He gotta pass a test for you now? Grand arbiters of blackness?

That’s dope. Can you make sure that it’s an llbean waterfowl type? I don’t know what Dashboard Confessional is but turtle neck sweaters are great for doing shit out doors.

I feel like a dick for saying this but I think we all know how this guy is going to die.  It’s like the wing suit guys.  It’s fucking awesome as hell but we know they gonna be dead.

I dip my krispy kreme dougnuts in ranch and then wrap them in Hawaiian pizza.

First this made me angry and then it made me sad. That poor S15

UFC sells itself as a lifestyle brand. The lifestyle is shithead.

Ya’ll petty as fuck. 

What a bunch of chodes

Shit it might take days to run the similation and probably weeks to constrain everything properly.  I don’t know what software they’re using but I’ve done simulations for simply assemblies and getting to behave properly is a pain in the ass.

I’m going to invent a cancer button.

I know this going to sound like bullshit but I wouldn’t even do that if I could afford it. I’ll take a nice cap cod largish cape cod style house, a landcruiser, and one of those stupid furry dogs that are grey and white.  Fuck all the bullshit.  I’ll take rich and comfy or rich and flashy any day.

Ha! Yeah malort is just the shit we make friends drink when they come visit.  But also we drink it with them so I guess we’re dumbasses....lol

Nice! Well I never thought I’d have a reason to go to Alabama but it looks like I found one! I can definitely get down with the weekend fish fry.  

The bluest of the balls.

Don’t even come at me like with that. I’ve made it my mission (more like a side quest) to try doughnuts at mom and pop shops around Chicagoland and there are some amazing doughnuts. The fact that there are better doughnuts out there does not detract from the fact that the original kk fresh off the line is great too :)

I meant on the site in general. You’ll get fantastic work like Ryan Felton’s piece on the Goodyear RV tires and then you’ll get garbage. There is zero discipline here.

I’m going to put ranch on these

Journalist or Blogger that talks shit in the comments section.  I think you should pick one.  Seriously I see this all the time on this site and it is a little sad.  Some good journalism and then blaaah.