But they’re so light and delicious when they’re fresh of the line.  They melt in your mouth.  Please don’t pretend that the KK doughnut is not perfection.

THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL ON ABOUT.  

TIL Satan’s butthole is rich and tangy

only if we’re naked and covered in our respective sauces 

I’m sure all she cares about is ratings....

I can easily spot a delicious little caesers pie.

then after you dip it in the bleu cheese you dip it in the ranch again.  

That looks like some high quality NY pizza. I definitely wouldn’t waste my ranch on that.  I think mayo and bbq sauce would be a better saucin option.

Honestly it think it’s a stoner/drunk thing. I remember being drunk as shit sometimes and ordering pizza with my friends. Inevitably someone would make a trip to the kitchen and bring every condiment/sauce in there. Doing it at a restaurant or on the regular is a little weird...

First dip in the ranch then dip in the bleu cheese.

To be fair I wouldn’t waste my delicious ranch on that garbage New Yorkers call pizza.

I’m going to make a chicken wing where the sauce is ranch and then you also get a small container of ranch to dip your ranch wings in.

What if I drink crappy beer?

So you’re saying I should steal this idea?  Okay I will.

Even chicken wings?  You savage.

Motherfucking what?  Yeager’s time will never pass.  Look I’m a huge Clarkson fan but eventually he’ll be forgotten while Yeager will not.  I will listen to anything that man has to say.  

Heyoo! I know about this!

Are going to talk about the fact that Idaho elected Senator “CRAPO” to represent the land of potatoes?

Better than the blue waffle market

I almost googled that on my work computer.....