Make some pretzels in it

Tour De Daytona

The only bad q-tip is a clean q-tip

Sounds like some crazy ass shit. I’ll let the police investigate this shit before I call anyone anything in this situation. Lots of weirdness going on.

Company I work for recently received RFQs from these bozos.  NO QUOTE MOTHERFUCKER.

This question can be rephrased as “do I deserve to continue living?”

For once in my life I’m not outraged.  

Oh, well I don’t really disagree with you there. THB honest terrible southern style food is a good way to describe what northern white people eat anyways so....

Maybe those leafblowers should have been installed in the car?  This isn’t even a snarky comment.

I’ve been going one up in northwestern Illinois for years and it’s always been chill. I know they had their problems with discrimination but this one has a nice mixed crowd and employees. The pancakes are essentially deep fried in butter so I appreciate that.

No, the biscuit is to mop up the yolk of the over easy eggs. Don’t forget a sprinkle of salt.

Go to cracker barrel put grape jelly and butter in the grits.   Fight me.

If you’re going to test the base level truck why don’t you test...oh i don’t know maybe the base level truck??

Everything Phil eats is the greatest thing he’s ever had. I’ve had 1 or 2 of those items and they’re good but he does oversell it a bit. That being said that overselling is why I watch. It’s like xanax in tv form. I love it.

Well aside from the crime I can say that Jalisco is pretty dope.

Fuck that. These fucktards are going to have kids and their kids shouldn’t be forced to live like that. That’s what annoys me about the damn Amish. Yeah I know the kids can leave be that doesn’t protect them from 18 years of a shit ass-backwards life before that.

Fuck....me?

Love child?

My go-to are Vienna Beef cancer sticks and the franks they make at one of the grocery stores I like to shop at.  BUT.... I’ve always like ballpark franks so I’m going to try em out.  

What a thoughtful and well composed response with so much gleaned from me calling someone a fukctard. You fail to grasp the part where unions establish acceptable pay and labor conditions even for you union free fellow Kentuckians.