Well that’s because you’re a fucktard

Guacamole is tasty on dogs.

Unless it’s a piece of shellfish you’ll be fine.

Nah, not really.  I just felt like making a comment. 

210 HP and needs premium fuel.  I know someone that had one and it was trash.

I mean I would never drop 80k on a car let alone a fucking dodge....

omg stfu.  Fact is nobody cares about some guy flipping cars.  Waste of an article. 

What the masterclass episodes with Paul and Mary for an even chiller experience.

Go to Gene & Judes in River Grove if you want a good tasting plain hotdog.  

How do you pay for Tax cuts for the rich?? Make the poors pay for it through tariffs.  We need a running count on how much money is going to the federal government from these tariffs because that shit is coming straight out of our pockets.

Also if the flight crashes it won’t take you all out.  Half the family will survive deal with the guilt and sorrow for the rest of their lives.

I like all your points. The only one I sometimes don’t follow is the on about staying on the trail but I sometimes do back-country camping and tbh honest I try to get pretty far from the trail when I set up shop.

Why the Italian name?

I baked some french bread once. My thought afterwards was hey this is tasty followed immediately by I’ll just buy some next time.

“We want to give a shout out to the brave mother whose momma bear instincts kicked in and she was able to deescalate the situation, plan a distraction and found a way to get deputies to her location immediately.”

Will the quesadillas be with or without cheese? Pinches chilangos.

I always knew I was a scientist.

I can’t wait for the “but muh free speach” butthurt.  

I mean whites are dry and also have diabetes.  I think what we can learn from this whole ordeal is that we’re united by our diabetes.

Yup, sounds like right cunt himself.