Some spots are darker than others

We all have dark spots in our past.

I’m just waiting for someone to suggest drinking at home while watching tv naked. Get your bare asses off the couch cushions you filthy animals.

Wingfest in Chicago delivers. You’ll eat so many wings that you’ll die.

Lol at the ones wearing military garb. I wonder if they crawled across the parking lot on their bellies.

We don’t. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone roll an r with that word.

Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind

“Balderdash”

In Mex there are places that will take a molcajete to your table and prepare your salsa. pretty dope actually.

Can’t argue with that. The guy needs to go.

I have my piggy bank ready. I’m buying real-estate as soon and this motherfucker blows up again.

Great to hear that he’s getting his dad’s Datsun back but does anyone else get the feeling that it was some Vegas shenanigans and not landscaping? This sounds like the beginning to a movie....or maybe the end.

They can have burger king. Nobody eats there anyways.

Then you’ll still be asking stupid questions

They’re dorks but I’d hangout with both Jimmy and Guy. We’d go watch the Solo movie.

Keep using em and wait for the investigation to conclude?? It’s just a cookbook plus you own it already so what does it matter? Just don’t do business with the guy anymore.

He’s 90% fat, 6% american flag, 2% chewing tobacco, 1% scratch off tickets, 1% off brand cheetos.

Obviously the Yankees fans are deep-state plants

Sweet corn isn’t as ubiquitous in Mexico as it is here. Most elote stands sell field corn which isn’t sweet but is more readily available. Typically you won’t get the butter/mayo/cheese on it either.

Gotta love 26th street.