Tell ‘em

Yeah! We should require licensing and insurance for cars! Oh wait we already do. You fucking jabroni.

Food packaging proclaiming non-gmo, gluten free and no nitrates added makes me not want to buy stuff. The no nitrates added one is ridiculous since they do fucking add nitrates but it’s naturally occurring in celery powder....

Stop pretending like you can make a better one at home. The bread at JJs is legit.

How are they being dicks? They know what was up when they signed the contract. It’s not like these are folks being taken advantage of through predatory lending or something. This was done so that they cars would go to people that would genuinely enjoy them instead of just flipping them as an investment. A sport car…

I take hot sauce when I travel abroad.

Exactly. One of the small joys in life (for me) is breaking open an over easy egg and sprinkling some salt on the yolk. Let me have my salt.

Fuck that sucks. That’s one of the reason to at least carry knife when out in the woods. It’s useful tool and if a cougar wants to eat you it will at least have to work at it.

If they’re going to go they should at least play good music.

Fight me

Fuck that. When they go low we walk all over ‘em.

Everyone needs to fucking relax. They’re not encouraging men to go pick up women. They’re encouraging them not to be fucking animals and embarrass the country. Kind of like saying hey all the shit you do her, don’t do it over there.

That’s why I only partake in the finest bum wine.

add a little thigh meat and it is perfected

Latinx sounds like some kind of cleaning agent or anti-fungal.

I’m just going to the Indian restaurant down the street cus I’m lazy and hungover.

I wouldn’t knock the Keto diet too much. Sure there are wonks out there that claim it will cure cancer but the positive effects of a high-fat/lo-carb are many. I can personally account for reduced inflammation and is one of the primary reasons why I do it (years of heavy squatting gave me a case of the crunchy knee).…

Counterpoint: A dignified death

The murder or the tacos?

Tom Brady would love to watch Ichiro and then include it as part of his infomercial health system.