I’d perfer to see The King in Orange’s face on the front of a big rig... like this:

Thank you for that:)

It’s true. Everyone is related to everyone else to one degree or another. Everyone is creepy. The only way past this is to begin having sex with animals & trees.

To request stop, pull green rope.

Many curious peoples might be wondering “hummm.. what kind of snake was it?”, but they are potentially fearful to ask this question on account of the possibility that the answer was provided and they missed it. I am their voice.

It was a joke anyway, but I’d like to add Emo Phillips to my list.

Counterpoint:

True, true! And I’ve taken the liberty of providing visual aids to hammer home the point:

Don’t mess with my toot-toot

I haven’t met Jack’s black friend yet. Would you introduce me?

Only feel bad if you ever voted for him. Next we send Rauner out of state on a rail.

Wait. He voted for trump? I had him pegged as marginally intelligent.

Don’t forget this gem:

This is gonna rack up at least 400 stars before long

I just tried it sober and ended up with 1:22 because I was relying on ‘mississippi’ between each number.

Ya know? That’s good science! Maybe they were shuffling their feet?

You! Yer a loose cannon! *pats head*

Don’t forget to check out the whole album.. it’s beautiful.

I watched Insidious awhile back.. I remember thinking “they hired Darth Maul’s idiot cousin to be the antagonist?”.