Is there a Lone Gunmen Ave. nearby?

Oh, you!

...since Kevin Stevens, ya mean?

ouch.

Hang on there! I’d always assumed in my exhaustive, neverending research that vampires suck blood through their hollow teeth. Picture the opposite of a rattlesnake, where vampires suck fluid into their blood-storage glands and hold it there for digestion. These hypodermic teeth would have about a 1mm elliptical…

All I know is that I’m from Chicago. I own two bikes and two cars. I bike when I’m going somewhere alone (like to or from work) and I drive when I have to (like when kids or groceries are involved). I blow off stop signs after looking around first. I stay put for red lights (unless it’s late or early and very sparsely…

That doesn’t make any sense. They’re going slow enough to stop themselves in time, also they’re generally more aware of their surroundings since their heads are out in the wind (unless drunk).

Have you tried substituting half the flour for (XXX finely ground) corn meal? Then add bacon that you’ve shredded in a cuisinart and some grated cheddar. Then you have pancakes that you can use with hot sauce instead of syrup.

Danger though! Don’t let them stick together in the fridge overnight.. I haven’t found the perfect solution yet. I’ve tried putting waxed paper between the layers, but that seems wasteful. Maybe powdered sugar between the layers will work? I don’t know.. haven’t tried it yet. I usually just carefully and slowly pry…

Please let the pan heat up properly. Also, please don’t fail to realize that next-day pancakes are wonderful in the toaster. Let me know if you have any pancake related questions. I will help you.

I’ll bet it would’ve been even cooler if you’d thrown it into a frozen lake via ice fishin’ hole and then recorded the event in HD. (somebody please do this?)

Honestly, this is kind of anticlimactic. It would’ve been a whole lot cooler if she’d plowed through a glue factory and then crashed into a chicken coop.. or something.

Douglas Adams! I’ll have to look into this as my curiosity is ever-growing. I’d like to see which player had which writing specialty. (who wrote confuse-a-cat? who wrote the mobsters shakedown of the British Army skit? who wrote Biggles Dictates a Letter? and so on... )

Which one of them wrote the fish slap dance, I wonder.. in fact, I’d like to know more about their writing process. Who wrote what and how did they edit or critique each other’s ideas before they were accepted.

I read something that said that the original producer of the show at Nick had John K’s back 100%, but Nick brought in a new co-producer who immediately began imposing her will, making stupid decisions, making stupid changes and imposing artistic restrictions. I thought I’d read it in The Onion’s AV Club, but I can’t…

Maybe they Wings fans refused to perform for the kisscam and beardo was dissatisfied?

As a Hawks fan I can tell you that Nashville fans are extremely insecure and touchy.

Mr. Pizzano, I’ll tell you this because I think you may be one of the only people to appreciate it, but my 2nd choice for my Kinja handle was ‘Weirdly Gruesome’.

This is me after my 4th cup of coffee.

“Organ-i-zation”.. Love the vitriol! I’d say you’ve got the hatefactor beat in that Karpovtsev clip. I remember a play (barely remember) when Karpovtsev coughed the puck up in his own end so badly, Pat spent about 30 seconds asking “what the hell is this idiot doing on the ice”?